Hi Every one!

i felt like sharing my favorite funny animal poems.

These just CRACK ME UP!

MOTHER DOESN'T WANT A DOG

Mother doesn't want a dog

Mother says they smell

And never sit when you say sit

Or even when you yell

And when you come home late at night

And there is ice and snow

You have to go back out because

The dumb dog has to go

Mother doesn't want a dog

Mother says the shed

And they always let the strangers in

And bark a friends instead

And do disgraceful things on rugs

And track mud on the floor

And flop on your bed at night

And snore their doggy snore

Mother doesn't want a dog

She's making a mistake

Because, more than this dog, i think

She will not want this snake

-Judith Viorst

SPARROW

A humming bird hums

a woodpecker drums

a gull is graceful in flight

A jay finds fighting

pretty exiting

and attacks every bird in sight

A swallow swoops

in up and down loops

and seldom lights on the ground

but take a sparrow

who's world is just narrow

A sparrow just hangs around

A partridge whirs

Through the pines and the firs

A chickadee's ways are cute

A pigeon coos

An owl hoo-hoos

whenever it gives a hoot

A crow steals corn

From the year he is born

Then hides where it cant be found

A sparrow, though,

doesn't come or go

a sparrow just hangs around

-Kaye starbird

Ok. i admit " sparrow" is that funny, but its kinda pretty.

Eeek! my hands hurt from typing. i am just going to do

1 more short poem

THE LIZARD

The lizard is a timid thing.

That cannot dance or fly of sing

He hunts for bugs beneath the floor

And longs to be a dinosaur

-John Gardener

OW! my hands hurt. Wait! i got one more

Algy and the Bear

Algy met a bear

the bear was bulgy

the bulge was Algy

Ha Ha!! i dont really know who wrote that one. sorry.

Oh, by the way, Algy is a name, as well as a green gunk. ( they are spelt differently thought )

its would NOT make sense if the bear ate the green gunk kind, so it was obviously refering to the name.

P.S. I will put out more later. ( when my hands don't hurt )

P.S. I DID NOT write those. John gardener, Kaye starbird, Judith viorst and some one else did